Rhino?!

So, I think it's always a good idea for young kids to know the proper names of "private parts". But for some bizarre reason, Andrew was having trouble remembering the proper name for vagina. He kept thinking that a girls "private part" was called a "rhino"! Ryan and I both about fell out of our chairs the first time he said that! Puts a nice mental picture in your head, doesn't it?!

So Ryan decided that he would help Bubba remember by telling him that vagina rhymes with China. It seemed to help and we thought all was good. Until the other day when Jessie's BFF Ali was over.

Andrew went up to Ali and said "Ali, ask me what rhymes with China." When Ali didn't oblige, Andrew started yelling "VAGINA! VAGINA RHYMES WITH CHINA! CHINA, VAGINA!" Ali and Jess laughed out of embarrassment. And Andrew now thinks he's a comedian.

Boys will be boys in my world!